the daily haiku

the daily haiku

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libraryofmusic:

Portishead- It Could Be Sweet

This is like, my obsession for the week.  I love this song.

Uhh, i wrote that, so ditto!

BUILD IT & THEY WILL COME!!

I’ve got a paper for my war and peace in the middle class and I have to pretty much solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict…I reallllllyyyy want to use this episode in my paper.  Sheldon solves the Israeli-Palestinian by building an exact replica of Jerusalem in the middle of the mexican desert, with the logic- build it and they will come.

Good start for a paper???

Mowgli

I want to sit in a snake swing.

Bad Sex in Lit Award....

Im not sure I really understand whats happening……

i dont do it like those literate girls and i dont want to be done like them

I just bought these really gross orange chocolate cookies.  For some reason I always think oranges and chocolate go well together but all the time I am proved wrong when I actually eat them together.  I never learn.  They are disgusting together.

YESSSSSSSSSS!!

vulturepiano: rebeccajoyisreal: seriously assateague…get a better artist to draw your wild ponies.  i know they are wild- but they dont have to look deranged. They are deranged, and they love nilla wafers. hahah whatt?! nilla wafers?  youre deranged.

vulturepiano:

rebeccajoyisreal:

seriously assateague…get a better artist to draw your wild ponies.  i know they are wild- but they dont have to look deranged.

They are deranged, and they love nilla wafers.

hahah whatt?! nilla wafers?  youre deranged.

seriously assateague…get a better artist to draw your wild ponies.  i know they are wild- but they dont have to look deranged.

seriously assateague…get a better artist to draw your wild ponies.  i know they are wild- but they dont have to look deranged.

me and my kitten’s mittens (she’s ready to scratch my eyes out)

me and my kitten’s mittens

(she’s ready to scratch my eyes out)

@EarlGrayThird:

@rebeccasparkles:

- i always feel weird when i check twitter at the library…
That look is amazing, hahah.

(earl, in reference to this look)

hahah, i cant explain this.  it looks like im in some crazy mood.

“Now substitute the sensation of needing to scratch that itch with the desire to throw your head clean off your body, as if you’re a track and field athlete, in the shot put category, and your head is a metal sphere. You’re in the church and your dopamine is absolutely insisting that you heave that head of yours through one of the stained glass windows. Which window, you ask yourself? Which window can you shatter that will be the least sacrilegious? The more you know you can’t jerk your head, the more you want to, need to, have to. The urge is as strong as the lust you’ve been feeling in anticipation of your wedding night, although sex is the last thing on your mind right now. It’s your head and those stained-glass windows you’re obsessing over. Yet, somehow, time slows down and you think of the beauty of it all, your head floating through one of those windows, the translucent shards of glass, all those blues and greens and crimsons floating, disintegrating into the outside world, the sunlight now coming in pure and golden.”
In Praise of Tourette’s - The Daily Beast